Viv: "Mom. It's December 31st and you just opened the dining room windows."
Me: "Viv it's 60 degrees out. Stop looking at me like that. Enjoy the birds."
She spent the next hour or so freaking out about all the noises outside and generally being weird.
|Sometimes when I get startled I flatten my ears so I look like a crazy bat.|
|Oh look! A bird!|